Pick a section from the list below, or simply scroll down the page to see all the main and not-so-main characters I've accumulated over the years. Each character has (rather, WILL HAVE, when I'm done editing things) their name, a list of facts about them, a small picture, and a link to a larger, full-body picture. (This last because some happy fanart-drawing artists requested full body shots. This makes things easier, and it's fun for me to do.)

Enjoy!

Pimpette & Associates

Pimpette
Name:

Pimpette

First Appeared:

September 5, 2003

Status:

Pimp(ette); also owner of the nightclub "Till Dawn".

Fun Facts:

Though she is often casually abusive of the men under her control - sometimes overly violent, if they displease her mightily - Pimpette also protects her charges fiercely against outside harm. It has also been revealed that she is daughter to none other than Satan himself.

Turkish
Name:

Turkish

First Appeared:

September 5, 2003

Status:

Pimpette's "pet" and right-hand man, so to speak.

Fun Facts:

Turkish can stretch his furry snakelike body as long as he pleases, and can squeeze through tiny cracks. His six legs are retractable, though he must push out or retract all six at the same time. He can also morph into a huge, scorpion-like creature known as Battle Turkish.

Niche
Name:

Niche

First Appeared:

September 26, 2003

Status:

"Male Escort"

Fun Facts:

Though Niche acts and often looks like an empty-headed ditz, he is actually quite educated. Though he has been questioned, Niche sidesteps questions concerning his reasons for remaining at the club - as opposed to searching for a more "high-class" occupation.

Phil
Name:

Phil

First Appeared:

September 26, 2003

Status:

"Male Escort"

Fun Facts:

Phil is a stereotypical "gay guy" with a weakness for tall athletic men and french maid outfits.

Vodskof
Name:

Vodskof

First Appeared:

September 26, 2003

Status:

"Male Escort"

Fun Facts:

Vodskof is a rather grouchy Russian midget with very little trace of an accent. He gets along best with Frankie and hates Phil with a passion.

Jon
Name:

Jon

First Appeared:

September 26, 2003

Status:

"Male Escort"

Fun Facts:

Jon is actually a demon from the higher levels of Hell. No one is quite sure how he managed to escape to wreak havoc on the city, but he quite happily accepted to place himself under Pimpette's control.

Frankie
Name:

Frankie

First Appeared:

September 26, 2003

Status:

"Male Escort"

Fun Facts:

Frankie is a real levitating leprechaun from Ireland, with a love for large guns and small women.

Frog
Name:

Frog

First Appeared:

September 8, 2003

Status:

Bartender

Fun Facts:

Frog is an anthropomorphic amphibian from another realm of existence. He is selfconscious and is quite content to remain a bartender, despite Pimpette's insistence that he is definitely "qualified" to upgrade to "male escort."

Speed
Name:

Speed

First Appeared:

September 19, 2003

Status:

Pet

Fun Facts:

Speed is Frog's small pet dog, and also hails from the other, frog-infested realm. He has a weakness for hard drugs and maintains a casual friendship with Turkish.

Glowing Member
Name:

Glowing Member

First Appeared:

April 5, 2004

Status:

"Male Escort", Stripper

Fun Facts:

Thanks to urging from Pimpette, Glowing Member has ceased to think of his newfound "situation" as a problem. Now that he is accustomed to it, he often jokes that it makes certain things "much easier in the dark..."

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Demons, Dragons, & Hell in General

Satan
Name:

Satan

First Appeared:

November 14, 2003

Status:

Overlord of the realm known as "Hell"

Fun Facts:

Satan can morph into any form he chooses, but prefers his winged humanlike state. He loves science and created, through breeding and genetic work, both Turkish and his female counterpart.

Kria
Name:

Kria

First Appeared:

November 3, 2003

Status:

Uncertain.

Fun Facts:

Kria is Pimpette's "evil" twin sister who resides in Hell and delights in making life difficult for Pimpette. Is rarely seen without her female "turkish" wrapped around some part of her anatomy.

Parakas
Name:

Parakas

First Appeared:

November 21, 2003

Status:

Uncertain. Simply a young helldragon.

Fun Facts:

Parakas enjoys sneaking through his area of hell and capturing anything female coming his way. Also very headstrong and likes to fight.

Balintor
Name:

Balintor

First Appeared:

January 19, 2004

Status:

Eldest Helldragon, Father to All Helldragons

Fun Facts:

Balintor is known for keeping all the other helldragons in line, especially Parakas. He is the oldest living dragon in the realm of Hell.

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Pimps

Derek
Name:

Derek

First Appeared:

May 9, 2005

Status:

Local Drug Dealer, Part-Time Pimp

Fun Facts:

Derek has declared himself Pimpette's arch-enemy, being jealous of the "natural high" she offers her clients.

Thomas
Name:

Thomas

First Appeared:

April 11, 2005

Status:

Pimp

Fun Facts:

Although Thomas has "employed" many women, his favourite above all is Karine Dvyken. There have been some murmurs that Thomas has fallen in love with his star girl - Thomas pleads "no comment" to these rumours.

Zorro
Name:

Zorro

First Appeared:

May 9, 2005

Status:

Pimp

Fun Facts:

Zorro, a Spanish jerk with a flair for the dramatic, enjoys stirring up trouble in the pimping community.

Strong
Name:

Strong

First Appeared:

May 9, 2005

Status:

Pimp

Fun Facts:

Often seen silently trailing Zorro at parties and other social functions, but owns land and a harem of "escorts" of his own.

Gerard
Name:

Gerard

First Appeared:

May 23, 2005

Status:

Uncertain.

Fun Facts:

Gerard is another pimp met at the Player's Ball, who has taken a liking to Pimpette. Recent events suggest that he and Thomas are up to something.

William Stiles
Name:

William Stiles

First Appeared:

May 23, 2005

Status:

Pimp

Fun Facts:

With only one line and a couple random appearances so far, not much is known about William, other than the fact that he's Zorro's friend... and Phil thinks he's dreamy.

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Hos

Karine Dvyken
Name:

Karine Dvyken

First Appeared:

April 11, 2005

Status:

Belongs to Thomas

Fun Facts:

Karine is not only Thomas' most prized female, she also serves as a sort of errand-girl: delivering messages/invitations, etc. She enjoys her work immensely.

Charade
Name:

Charade

First Appeared:

May 15, 2006

Status:

Belongs to Thomas

Fun Facts:

Nothing much is known about Charade, except she seems to be Thomas' errand girl - taking calls, answering the door, etc. She also loves fancy dresses and corsets.

Mist
Name:

Mist

First Appeared:

June 12, 2006

Status:

Belongs to Thomas

Fun Facts:

Mist can be as silent and unnoticed as her name suggests, and Thomas often sends her out to spy for him.

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Miscellaneous Characters

Alvaro
Name:

Alvaro

First Appeared:

July 15, 2005

Status:

Hit man

Fun Facts:

Many have commented on the strangeness of Alvaro's false eye, but few have received any more answer than a glassy glare from the reserved assassin.

Jacques
Name:

Jacques

First Appeared:

July 18, 2005

Status:

Hit man / Tattoo Artist

Fun Facts:

Jacques is considered an oddity amongst assassins, for his remarks that being a hitman is more of a hobby to him than anything else. This French-Scottish extrovert deeply enjoys his life as a tattoo artist, and often turns down an expensive hit in preference to a day at the tattoo parlour.

This young man is simply referred to as
Name:

This young man is simply referred to as "Yo, Dude" so often that no other name fits him.

First Appeared:

October 3, 2003

Status:

Regular patron of Till Dawn.

Fun Facts:

This dude is your typical college-bound, part-time worker who spends most of his free time in a club, or simply hanging out in his apartment with Tia and an assortment of random people.

Tia
Name:

Tia

First Appeared:

October 3, 2003

Status:

Regular patron of Till Dawn.

Fun Facts:

Tia is in the same situation as her partygoing roommate, though by careful budgeting she manages to afford to take home one of Pimpette's men once in a while. Her current favourites are Jon (horns and spiked tail, kinky!) and Glowing Member (novelty! need I say more?).

The Bouncer
Name:

The Bouncer

First Appeared:

October 3, 2003

Status:

Bouncer for Till Dawn.

Fun Facts:

The Bouncer is invincible.
The Bouncer can be injured, but the Bouncer will never be killed.
Fear the Bouncer.
Behave yourself in the nightclub, lest you attract the Bouncer's close, personal attention.

Moira
Name:

Moira

First Appeared:

January 16, 2006

Status:

Sister to Alvaro. Works at a family-owned tattoo parlour.

Fun Facts:

Moira is tiny (and has been seen in the club, if you know where to look), but totally dominates her younger, if taller, brother Alvaro.

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Face Pants Fire!

FACE PANTS FIRE!

Face Pants Fire is a popular local band, and can often be seen in the backgrounds of gatherings and such, creating a happy, loud atmosphere for any party. I dunno what kind of music they play yet.

Vocals: Elaine Ferguson
Lead Guitar: Paul Deverell
Bass Guitar: Tectonic D. Riff
Drums: James Wolfe

For more information, visit the official Face Pants Fire website!

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